================= The Chinese Swaztika Newsletter ============== "Your Source of Secret Aryan and Chinese Knowledge" ---------------------------------------------------------------- Vol. 1, No. 2 August 29, 2002 ---------------------------------------------------------------- Gregory Delaney, Editor This newsletter is distributed by subscription only. If you wish to unsubscribe, you can find instructions at the end of this newsletter. Please feel free to pass this e-zine along to your friends. However, please keep it intact and forward it in its entirety. ---------------------------------------------------------------- IN THIS ISSUE ---------------------------------------------------------------- => Dr. Wu Trains Cats => Pinko Davis to let Mexicans Invade by William Forrest => The Concept of "Greater Israel" by Vince Ryan => Next Week: Dr. Wu describes the Tai Chi Secret Methods => Subscribe/Unsubscribe Information ================================================================ Training Your Cat in Two Easy Lessons By Dr. Wu Tao-Wei No matter how dumb a cat is, it will usually outsmart most people. It's so cute when it meows! You just want to give it a pat or a hug or a belly rub! This costs nothing except for your freedom from feline wiles. Because of their Zen-like awareness and sensitivity to the smallest sounds and sights in their immediate vicinity, they have a certain mystique of appearing to be intelligent. Oh, a cat can sit for hours with ears alert and eyes keen awaiting his opportunity at a mouse hole, but to wait even two seconds for you to explain why it should behave, is not something that is interesting to a cat. They will squirm away like children or run away like juvenile delinquents and hide. Anyone who has ever tried to teach anything to a cat, knows that even the smartest cat is obstinate. That is, the cat will insist on having things its own way, whether you like it or not. No, a cat is not smart but it certainly is clever. It immediately realizes that a meow equals a human caressing it and feeding it. Cats like humans to pet them and feed them, so they meow until you are either their servant or you assert your mastery. To become a master of your cat rather than being your cat's servant, is not a great feat if you know a few simple tactics. But not to know these tricks is to be absolutely meowed to death. And so, you really only have two choices if you are a cat owner. I say that you only have two choices IF you want to be a cat owner rather than a cat servant. Most people who keep cats are really not owners but are merely servants. When the cat meows, they feed it, or let it out or in, or scratch it behind the ears or give it a belly rub. This is because the cat has learned that whenever it meows demanding attention, its very own human is there to feed and pleasure it. So, by meowing, the cat teaches the human how to behave for its feline satisfaction. Even if you are already the slave to the whims of your cat, you can use these methods for once again becoming the master rather than the servant. It is always best to begin training while they are still kittens. But even old cats are easy to train if you use the following methods. Happy cat owners know that if your cat only knows two things then you will live together harmoniously. And so, if you can teach your cat to come when it's called and to run like hell when it's caught being naughty, then you have won the battle. To teach a cat to show up when you call it, requires a simple application of Pavlovian conditioning. You want the cat to associate two pleasant experiences at the same time. In this case, make clicking sounds or kissing sounds with your lips as you pet your cat. Make the same clicking sounds during feeding time. The clicking sounds are the same sounds that you make whenever you want to call your cat. By making these sounds whenever you are feeding or petting your cat, the cat equates these sounds in its tiny, little brain with something nice. You want the cat to hear these sounds and to actually WANT to be around you for the expected treat. If you make these sounds consistently during feeding or petting, soon the cat will come running to you whenever you click your tongue or smack your lips. To have your cat come running when you call it, is only the first step in training your cat to be a well-behaved cat. So, how do you make it INSTANTLY stop doing naughty things like clawing the furnature or constantly meowing or running around acting crazy? For this, you need to talk a bit of cat language. Cats that are annoyed or are frightened, tend to hiss. So, when you hiss at your cat, it already understands that there is a problem. But to really let the cat know that you are serious and not merely practicing from a Berlitz Cat Language lesson tape, you need to get the cat to associate your hissing with something unpleasant. Now do not mistake this for cruelty because, after all, a cat is a cruel master for a human. If we do not resist its cute little meows, we become the well-trained servant of the cat, doing its bidding for giving it pats and treats until that cat meows you to death. So, here is what to do. To hiss-train your cat, time your hisses with shooting it with a rubber band. Or hiss and throw some water on it. Or toss a pebble or rock at it. And the instant the rock or rubber band or water hits, hiss loudly. It won't take long before your hisses will have that cat running in alarm even without hitting it with anything. By hiss-training your cat in this way, you will be able to out-talk it. When it meows, and you reply with a hiss, it soon learns to shut up when you want it to be quiet. To click-train and hiss-train a cat requires very little effort. And once they understand that you are serious when you hiss or click at them, then you can potty train them easily. All that you need is consistency, repetition and every so often more repetition so that their little brains don't forget what you are talking about when you hiss at them or cluck your tongue. My neighbors are amazed when I cluck my tongue or make kissing sounds with my lips and all of my cats immediately come running. Or if I hiss at a naughty one, they all instantly stop what they are doing and vanish. I like my cats and my cats like me. They earn their keep by catching rats and mice, so they are useful to me. I feed them and pet them, so I am useful to them. We get along just fine. But my wife is another story altogether. If only wives were as easy to train as cats! She doesn't come running when I call her and if I yell at her, she yells back and then keeps on yelling! I hate to think what she would do if I hissed at her and hit her with a rock! I am sure the results would be most unpleasant. Life just isn't fair! ---------------------------------------------------------------- ---------------------------------------------------------------- Pinko Davis to let Mexicans Invade our Highways By William Forrest Grey "Pinko" Davis is the Governor of the Peoples Socialist Republic of California. He is a secret Communist, a flagrant Leftist, a promoter of faggotry, the friend of every illegal alien on the planet, and the traitor who refused to honor the will of the white people of California in restricting illegal immigration and the parasitic funneling of public funds into the hands of these alien panhandlers. At this time, Pinko Davis is preparing to sign into so-called "Law" a provision that would allow illegal Mexican wetbacks to have California drivers licenses. That these ignorant, Mexican parasites are in this country ILLEGALLY, that they are criminals merely by being here, that many are trained Communist soldiers left-over from Nicaraguan and Guatamalan conflicts, and that their wives are having as many children as possible born here so as to slip under our immigration laws, means nothing the Davis. This traitor's goal is to get as many Mexicans voting for his re-election as possible by giving these subverters of our country free access to the the highway system so that they can freely travel throughout this country and steal our jobs. Today's San Jose Mercury-News reflects the Mexican propaganda view of this situation. "I feel totally discriminated against," said Martha Campos, a volunteer with the grass-roots group 'Comite Cesar Chavez',... "We're not terrorists, we're not criminals; above all, we're human beings that deserve dignity and justice." This reflects the Communist line that all of these so-called "Cesar Chavez immigrant rights groups" are promoting. In fact, discrimination is a very important and necessary attribute of being human. We discriminate between poison snakes and non-poisonous ones. We discriminate between scorpions and doodle bugs. And we MUST understand that it is urgent that we discriminate between friends and enemies. The Mexicans are the enemies of the United States when they flout our laws and cross the border. Thus, they ARE criminals. And if they wish to be treated as human beings, then they should return the compliment and act like human beings and stay in Mexico. And as far as this woman's hypocritical idea of "discrimination", just try walking into a Mexican barrio anywhere in the Southwest. If you are a white man, and if you are lucky, they will only rob and beat you so that you might escape with your life. All people discriminate. It is only because of the false leadership of the Jews in the Media and Congress that the idea is promoted that only white people discriminate. As a result, the stupid whites who fall for this propaganda, actually REFUSE to discriminate against their enemies and so are defeated and destroyed. Discrimination is good. It is human. It is natural. It keeps you safe from your enemies. We need to discriminate a lot more. And toward our politicians we need to apply it. ---------------------------------------------------------------- ---------------------------------------------------------------- The Concept of "Greater Israel" by Vince Ryan Let's face it: Israel has always had as its goal the capture of the rich oil fields of the Middle East. In 1904 Theodor Herzl, the founder of Zionism, wrote that the boundaries of the Jewish temporal state should reach "From the Brook of Egypt to the Euphrates." In other words, Israel would extend from Egypt's fertile land at the mouth of the Nile River to the Euphrates and from Syria through Lebanon and Jordan into Saudi Arabia. Today, Israel has come a long way from the tiny entity inspired by the Balfour Declaration of 1917. It has the largest stockpile of nuclear weapons in the Middle East with the capability of accurately targeting them. Israel covets the rich oil fields of the Middle East, especially those of Iraq. According to the Israel Firsters, in and out of the U.S. government, Iraq poses a monumental threat to the security of the United States, and its leader Saddam Hussein must be removed at all costs. And its oil wells, of course, turned over to a consortium of the Bush family and Israelis. There's another country in the Middle East that is very rich with oil and is also the target of Israeli wrath. That country is Saudi Arabia. On July 10, Laurent Murawiec, an international security analyst at the Rand Corporation, gave a policy briefing to the Defense Policy Board (DPB), and advisory panel at the Department of Defense. Chairman, of the DPB is Richard Perle, a longtime Israel Firster and one of the leading advocates for a U.S. invasion of Iraq. Marawiec told the DPB that the United States should urge Saudi officials in the United States to refrain from making anti-American and anti-Israeli statements and "prosecute or isolate those involved in the terror chain, including the Saudi intelligence services." If the Saudis did not comply, Saudi oil fields and overseas financial assets should be "targeted." According to some observers, the Marawiec briefing urged the destabilization of Saudi Arabia not only to facilitate the invasion of Iraq but eventual Israeli takeover of the oil fields of the Middle East. The Defense Department regretted the leaking of the "briefing". Secretary of State Colin Powell and Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld said the briefing did not reflect the official views of the United States, especially the remarks that the United States regarded Saudi Arabia as anti-American and pro-terrorist. Meanwhile, the war hawks, the Kristols (father Irving and son William), Richard Perle, Deputy Defense Secretary Paul Wolfowitz, and a host of representatives and senators from both major political parties continue to beat the drums for war. The overriding issue is not whether to attack Iraq but when to attack. The American public must be adequately indoctrinated before any attack on Iraq could be successful. A declaration of war -- as required by The Constitution -- is not even considered. As we go to press, the latest opinion polls of the Washington Post/ABC show that the public is moving steadily in the direction of all out support of the war-hawks but is not quite totally behind the aggression. As for our close ally Britain, a poll of the British electorate shows the overwhelming majority of them to be against attacking Iraq. The United States would like some kind of cover such as the British would provide, but the powerful Israeli lobby, which controls a minimum of two-thirds of Congress at any time, keeps pressing for U.S. aggression against Iraq. The last constitutionally declared war was World War II. All the wars that followed, Korea, Vietnam, Persian Gulf and other incursions were undeclared wars. Meanwhile there exists no reason to attack Iraq that stands up to examination. In fact, an attack on Iraq would make President Bush and his advisors war criminals under the Nuremberg War Crimes Tribunal of 1945. The German leaders were hanged for "waging aggressive war." Our military leaders assert the U.S. is not prepared and any invasion would meet with unwanted consequences. The United States would be taking on the whole Muslim world and left with one "ally," Israel. Let your congressman and senators know that you believe in America first and that they should too. Ask them what real threat Iraq poses to the United States. Send me your replies. They would make an interesting column. ----------------------------------------------------------------- The above article was first published Aug. 26, 2002 in The American Free Press, 1433 Pennsylvania Avenue SE, Washington, DC 20003 Published Weekly for $39 per year subscription, visit their website at: http://www.19.net/ ----------------------------------------------------------------- ================================================================ Comments? Suggestions? Please Email them to: ================================================================ "The Chinese Swaztika Newsletter" is published every Thursday. Subscriptions to this e-zine are free. 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